Someone Writes Book

The long anticipated release of someone’s book is set for this Thursday, when their book will be hitting retail stores nationwide.  The person, who has no writing training whatsoever, and has read a total of 3 books in their entire lifetime, made headlines several months ago upon announcing that they were in the finishing stages [...]

Test by God found during archeological dig

An archeological dig conducted over the past 6 months in a remote region in Southern Africa has turned up a meaningless but controversial find.   The region, described by devil worshiping scientists as one of man’s earliest habitats, has turned up fossils which provide “evidence” supposedly supporting the fictitious theory of evolution.
According to Prof. John Leiber, [...]

Send us your tired, your poor – just no perverts

Ah, America. What a great place. Land of opportunity, home of the free. In this great country and this great country alone, you are always free to do whatever your little heart desires.
Wait, hold on. Fine print – you are free to do whatever your little heart desires, so long as
(a) It does not hurt [...]

Faith in Love

Perhaps one too many Hollywood love stories has mired our thinking on the subject, but it seems a safe statement that most of us like the idea of having faith in love. In fact, I imagine a good portion of us even find it necessary for true love. I was recently having lunch [...]