- They usually travel in groups
- They will stop at nothing in their efforts to add new members to their “club”
- Their main selling point to convert newcomers is Eternal Life
- They look and act kind of like regular people; there’s just something…different…about them
- People tend to run away or hide when they seem them coming
- Their very existence is a slap in the face to science and rational thinking (will probably get some angry letters from the American Zombie Society for that one)
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Brilliant! Excellent post. Concise, funny, offensive to some… I’m a fan.
don’t forget about the superhuman powers gained when you join either club…such as being able to jump off buildings to surprise potential new member…or riding a bike for miles on end to find them.
Your blog’s fantastic. If you write all this, you’re a genius. Make something of it. It’s a universal humour
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