80 women all coincidentally wear same costume to Halloween party

A coincidence of almost unbelievable proportions occurred this past weekend at the Halloween Bash, an advertised pre-Halloween costume party at High Street Bar in Duquesne, Illinois, when every single woman in attendance independently dressed as a Slut.  Not a single word of communication had transpired between any of the 80 or so women, who ranged from age 18 to 28, as to what costumes they planned to wear, making the fact that every single female in attendance came to High Street Bar dressed as a Slut even more remarkable.

For the record, slight variations did exist in some of the women’s costumes.  For instance, Jill Myers came dressed as a Pirate Slut, whereas Janine Paluno wore the costume of a Superhero Slut.  These slight tweaks on the basic Slut costume were perceptible only to the trained eye however, and did little to decrease the astonishing peculiarity of the phenomenon.

Party attendees try to hide their embarrassment at their identical Slut costumes

While the unparalleled coincidence brought unimaginable embarrassment to nearly every woman present, the men in attendance did not seem bothered in the least or even baffled by the sheer probability of such an event occurring.

“Frickin’ sweet,” was the only explanation offered up by one male present, Brad Jenson, a 23 year old insurance salesman.  For his part, Jenson displayed much greater creativity than the women, as he was the only attendee  who came dressed as Brad Jenson.

According to Dr. Joel Regal, Professor of Statistics at the University of Illinois, the odds of 100% of the women at a given Halloween party all dressing as a Slut is  “actually, really high.  The probability is basically 1.”

Regal added, “I love Halloween.”

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