80 women all coincidentally wear same costume to Halloween party

A coincidence of almost unbelievable proportions occurred this past weekend at the Halloween Bash, an advertised pre-Halloween costume party at High Street Bar in Duquesne, Illinois, when every single woman in attendance independently dressed as a Slut.  Not a single word of communication had transpired between any of the 80 or so women, who ranged [...]

Amendment to grant “life at boner”

The pro-life/pro-choice debate was rekindled this week, after the Colorado Springs conservative group “Because God Says So” proposed adding a radical new amendment to the constitution.  The amendment takes the pro-life stance to a bold new level, granting full human rights and privileges, under law, to an unborn child at the moment of boner.  According [...]

America to McCain:

Dude, we are not friends.  We sat next to you in one class (and that was only because there were no other seats available), and then we said “hi” to you like twice at a party (at which we were totally drunk anyway).  Seriously dude, you gotta stop going around telling everyone what great friends [...]