The worst thing about living alone:
You have to come up with something to eat for dinner every single day all by yourself. Now, I’ve lived alone before, and while this aspect sucked, it was never a big deal – after all, it is pretty easy to prepare Mac ‘n cheese. The problem now is that I can’t eat stuff like that anymore. Maybe I’ve grown too sophisticated in my old age, but I have no desire to eat shit like that. For instance:
Typical meals while living alone before getting married: Totinos frozen party pizza; Pasta roni. (By the way, I felt like I was eating a solid healthy meal when I ate Pasta roni.)
Typical meal while living alone after getting married: Cous cous, seared vegetables, baked chicken with homemade sauce.
Now, I know my current meals are not landing me a guest appearance on Rachel Ray or anything, but they also take a lot more fuckin work than Totinos Party Pizza. Damn, I knew there was a reason I got a wife.
On second thought, being overly sophisticated is probably not something I will ever have to worry about…
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now if I could just get you to worry about what wine you are going to drink with dinner…