Point-counterpoint: Presidential debate

Joel Keiting – Democrat: Oh my god, Obama kicked ass in that debate!  There is no question that he just completely dominated McCain from start to finish!  That was awesome!   He was so smooth, he exposed all of McCain’s weaknesses, he made brilliant points!  McCain knew it too – did you see how [...]

Motocyclist hit by car dies; hair remains perfect

Dallas, TX: A semi-tragic accident occurred during rush hour traffic in the Dallas area this morning when a motorcyclist was sent flying head first into the windshield of a bus. Witnesses reported seeing the motorcycle, driven by tattoo artist Joseph Sims, swerve to avoid a car changing lanes.  Sims apparently lost control of the bike, [...]

Clay Aiken: “I am gay”

In other news, George Bush stated that he is a crappy President, Shaquille O’Neal affirmed that he is tall, and Chris Rock informed the public that he is black.

Fat person thinks their opinion counts

York, PA:  A pleasant busride turned catastrophically obnoxious today when an overweight passenger began speaking loudly and prominently, addressing the entire bus as if anyone actually gave a shit what the tub of lard had to say.
The incident began around 3:20 PM this afternoon.  According to Jim Severs, a normal sized male of age 34, [...]

That’s right, I’m blogging again

The worst thing about living alone:
You have to come up with something to eat for dinner every single day all by yourself.  Now, I’ve lived alone before, and while this aspect sucked, it was never a big deal – after all, it is pretty easy to prepare Mac ‘n cheese.  The problem now is that [...]