200 people cleared out of movie theater by historic fart

Roughly 200 people were forced to evacuate a CinePlex movie theater in Boise, Idaho today after the eruption of an unprecedented fart.
The fart, estimated to be a 9.1 on the Stinckter scale, is the largest and most destructive on historical record, topping the infamous 1998 “Lunch time Killer,” an orchestrated 8.9 fart by 15 high [...]

Dickhead finally realizes he’s a dickhead at age 52

After 52 years of being a dickhead, St. Louis resident Brad Johnson has finally come to the realization that he is in fact a dickhead.
In a statement issued to a gathering of the few friends and family who still talk to him, Johnson conceded, “Shit man, this is tough to say…but, yeah, I’m a dickhead. [...]

United Airlines imposes extra baggage fee

In an unprecedented move and possibly marking the beginning of a new era for the airlines industry, United Airlines announced yesterday that it is introducing a new “extra baggage” fee for passengers exceeding 225 lbs. The fee, which will be enforced on all flights beginning July 1st, will require passengers to pay $1 for [...]

NBA basketball involved in point shaving scandal?

The basketball world was shocked this morning to learn that an official NBA basketball has been accused of shaving points, a scandal that could turn out to have enormous ramifications for the league.
The ball, a standard NBA Spalding model TBN051, has been accused of rigging several playoff contests in the 2005-2006 season. Though the [...]

The Onion

I have always loved The Onion. If you don’t know what it is, check it out: http://www.theonion.com/
Basically, it it just hilarious fake news.
I have always thought that writing for The Onion would be a very fun job. I have also always thought that it is a job at which I would be [...]